My coworker’s daughter was in the building and decided to chat me up.
Her: Are you going to give that candy to your daughter?
Me: No, I’m not married and I don’t have any kids.
Her: Oh really?! I mean, no offense, but you should really get a boyfriend- because I already have one and he has agreed to marry me.
Me: Wow, I should hop on that…. Maybe I’m too late.
Her: Well no offense, but my dad can tie a cherry stem with his tongue and my mom says that if your husband can’t do that, then he’s not the right one
Me: -dying laughing… As her mother walks by
I emailed my client an interactive PDF.
Client: I love the flyer you sent! It’s clicky!
Me: Great! So we’re done now?
Client: No. When I print out the flyer, the links aren’t clicky. Can you make them clicky?
Me: I don’t understand.
Client: I want to be able to go to our website … when … um, when I …
Me: You do know that a piece of paper can’t be interactive, right?
Funnies on a Friday